Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

It's official: She's having his baby, and it will have the surname "Jolie-Pitt".

Dude, can you imagine how painful his ex-wife must feel? From Oprah and GQ, I gathered that he still loved Jennifer Aniston, and she him. Imagine how it feels like to be dumped by the person you love(most of you wouldn't know love, you stupid materialistic insecure Chinese whoresgirls, so stop reading this. You don't qualify). It's even worse when there's already a backup lover when you get dumped. And even WORSE when he's going to have YOUR baby with another woman...... less than a year after the you and him kissed and made out like star-crossed lovers on the beach.

Ouch. I don't want to continue anymore. I hurt just thinking about how she feels. Fucking tabloids. Just leave them alone. I wish the both of them the best of luck.

Fuck Angelina Jolie.