Background: Tore works at an Esso gas station, and he gets a 50 cent discount on petrol, and he was trying to explain it to me. Erlend and I, being real evil motherfuckers, naturally jump on every chance to punk anyone we see.
Tore:....... so I get like, a 50 cent discount on every litre.
Khai Tzer: Is there a limit to how much you can pump?
Tore: Nah.... There's no limit.
Khai Tzer: So you can 'pump' as much as you want? (Trying to get Tore to use the word 'pump' in a compromising manner.
Tore: Yeah. So the other day right? I was pumping my er....
Khai Tzer: Girlfriend? Hot chick?
Tore: ........ my sister's....
Khai Tzer and Erlend: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Tore: NO NO NO NO NO!! My sister's car!
KT and Erlend: BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHA!
Tore: Shit! You motherfuckers!
KT: At least I don't PUMP my sisters!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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