Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Who are you?

Alright, who's the person secretly topping up my handphone credit? Come on now, it's starting to freak me out, because 10 bucks a day is 300 bucks a month.

If you're a friend who means well, I thank you, but there's no need. I already love you and I have plenty of my own money.

If you're a girl that's interested in me, please stop. My affection cannot be bought. Try asking me out. I'll almost always say yes.

If you're a guy that's interested in me. Please stop. And tell me who you are, so I can give you back your money.

If you're trying to get back in my good books, then by all means continue doing it. You'll never get back in my good books once you're off. But on the upside, I have 300 bucks extra a month. Better one person happy than none.

If you're one of my brothers and this is a prank designed to drive me nuts..... you bastards, when I catch you, you're gonna have my foot so high in your ass you'll be coughing up my shoelaces.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Worth a thousand words

Another bored and hot(but beautiful) evening at home in the estate. What to do? Go out walk walk take pitcher loh. This time I decided to take a walk down to our huge nursery and see what I could find.Look closely. Check out the two strands of spider silk attached to the flower.

Sundance Festival, Bukit Tupai

Coconut Tree

Friday, July 21, 2006

Industrial Strength*updated*

There's a new palm oil mill up. These pics will go into my "industrial" collection. Enjoy:--
the mill from far *new*


Monday, July 10, 2006

Hot List *updated*

1. Minishorts, weblogger.
For having the intellectual equivalent of an iron fist in a velvet glove, paired with a singular, elegant prose that hypnotises with its simplicity and understated power.

2. Jaclyn Victor, singer. *newly updated*
For her soaring voice that gives me the shivers, for being friendly, and for being so sizzlingly sexy I almost burst into flame just standing beside her. Women so hot shouldn't be allowed to wear tight yellow singlets with "Brasil" on the back. World Cup be damned. Singing talent aside, she's gorgeous. Surprisingly gorgeous enough to warrant crude loutish sexist comments that ignore her singing talents.