Wednesday, November 02, 2005
In case of famine/nuclear holocaust
Honestly! Who buys apples by the crateload? My father, that's who. If the communists decide to invade, or aliens come ala War of the Worlds, we've got nothing to worry about. In addition to this, we also buy WHOLE salmon, bucketloads of fresh produce, and tons of fish, shrimp, meat, and dairy products. No wonder we need two refrigerators and a deep freezer. In case that isn't enough, we also have enough canned food to last an Ethiopian village for an entire year.